The all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

snoopdong:

“Cuddleuppets are your two most favorite things rolled up into one! A blanket that cuddles! And a puppet that plays!”

The only thing rolled up here is the fat blunt these blankets blazed 5 minutes ago

shonz:

This might still happen

I really want to go for it.

shonz:

This might still happen

I really want to go for it.

Today my little brother turns 17. My little sister turned 14 last week. 
Recently I’ve been getting really emotional about how old they are, especially when I look at pictures like this. (What Freudian stage is that when you begin to feel a great sense of nostalgia for a simpler time and then become and adult baby?) 
But seriously, these two are so great. I can say that because I’ve known them their whole lives. I’m a lucky sister.
I love you, Spike and Mads. Happy Birthdays!

Lindsay and I have been in the library studying/writing papers since 4pm yesterday.

We’re both typing out papers for different classes at the moment.
She just looked over at me out of nowhere, signaled me to take my earbuds out, and asked, “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves?”
I had literally no idea what she was talking about, but I said, “Yes.”
At that she nodded and resumed typing.
Our brains are slowly but surely turning to mush.

If we all went back to another time, I would love you over.
Like Dylan in the Movies / Belle and Sebastian

emiliemiliemilie:

stop, tyra

holy shit, i see the difference

1000gynecologists:

parks and rec spoilers on my dash

i fucking hate you all

i’ve been using q-tips wrong my whole life

apparently you’re not supposed to go in the ear hole.
you’re supposed to just kind of rub all up in the pinna.
which is, quite frankly, pretty stupid, if you ask me. 

Beautifully Bad / Idle Warship

catnoises:

ldoty:

erosum:

Melissa Harris-Perry describes herself as “cis” (via “MSNBC Talks To And About Trans People For An Hour, Doesn’t F*ck It Up” on autostraddle)

this segment was incredible

OH GOD YES

Photography is a small voice, at best, but sometimes one photograph, or a group of them, can lure our sense of awareness.
W. Eugene Smith (via life)

missy-jo:

killerkung-fuwolfbitch:

thagirlwithkaleidoscopeeyes:

rasputin:

Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. 

No thanks! lol

not cute in any way

hell mothafuckin no!

I couldn’t be in there for a minute. I’m not so good with heights.

21 Things I Want in a Lover

“Not necessarily needs, but qualities that I prefer.”
Thanks for the inspiration, Alanis.

1. A feminist
2. Has game 
3. Comfortable
4. Has a nice smile
5. Makes me laugh
6. Has a favorite book
7. Likes to be outdoors/in the sunshine
8. Smokes
9. Appreciates life
10. Isn’t “Too Cool”
11. Knows grammar
12. [Too explicit!]
13. Is smart about alcohol/drugs
14. Knows when and when not to take life seriously
15. Is genuine and polite in conversing with people who provide service (cashier, cab driver, waiter/waitress, etc.)
16. Likes art and music
17. Passionate
18. Isn’t an asshole
19. Has a good work ethic
20. Greatly values my opinion, even when in disagreement
21.  Is happy

Broom People / The Mountain Goats